Wednesday, 20 June 2018

Anne of Green Gables (book review)

Anne of Green Gables is a very engaging book.
It is full of love, loyalty, and a red-haired girl getting into different, sometimes hilarious, scrapes.
Don't get me wrong - I love Anne Shirley; the way she always fights with Gilbert Blythe (well, she used to!), the way she builds little dens with Diana, the way she finds a way to positively laugh at everything.
When she was only eleven, she came to Matthew and Marilla as a scrawny flame-head, who talked non-stop and begged Marilla to call her "Cordelia" on the first night when she arrived at their doorstep.
I think, this book may be suitable from ages 9-12, but of course many people shall have other points of view.
The thing is, Matthew and Marilla expected a quiet, hard-working boy when they adopted a child, but something has gone terribly wrong - and instead, Matthew, dressed in a great suit, arrived to pick none other than Anne with an "E".
Anne is very phenomenal and funny. I understand that this book was set in the early 20th century, but I just love it so - seeing Anne grow just makes me feel warm inside, even though I know that she is a mere character.
At the end of book one (there's a series!), something horrid and nefarious happens. I never cry because of books - never - and I am very sorry that I cannot shed a single tear - but what really happened in the next two chapters made my heart all shatter inside. It's a great read - I promise.
Just read the first four chapters, and then judge for yourself - I guarantee, most people will laugh over Anne's speeches, her scrapes, and how she always tells everyone - "Oh, I was born under such an unlucky star..." and, "Oh! Diana, dear, I believe that I really WAS born under an ill omen!"

Thursday, 14 June 2018

present tense

When you write in present tense, it might get rather confusing and hard. This is a mere example - I'm sure you could do better than me, but this is just a simple thing to look at, in case one is stuck.

I walk towards the crowded streets, and smile to myself. This looks very splendid and gay. Hm, I wonder where I shall walk next!

For an instance, take the word "wonder". If you were writing in past tense, this would say "wondered". And if you were writing in future-tense, you would, perhaps, white down - "will wonder". You see, your words may change tremendously if you are not sure in what tense you are writing, and it may become rather complicated.
I was walking when you saw me, and I smiled.

This is past tense. You may have to identify some words by saying them out-loud or inside your head. If you get mixed up, then just try again!

But really, what IS present tense?
Present tense is when - let's say  - you are writing your novel, and your character is walking down the street. Remember - present tense is when your character is walking, past tense is was walking, and future tense might be will be walking.
In present tense, something is happening RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT. It cannot be two years ago - not two seconds ago, either. You cannot say: I am walking in the lovely park, when I saw a tiny, barking pug. I smile at the pug, then I will turn around and I will walk the other way because I am scared of dogs.
What's wrong with that?!
Well, you see - this is a mix of the three tenses. The three tenses really are devilish, and the way I handle them is by reading books - dark fantasy, non-fiction, country-style books, mystery books, normal-life books, books about polar bear snakes. Whatever! Books written in the early twentieth century - let's say, 1900, or books in 2018. Just read books!!!!

And if you do, the tenses will flow right to you, and will obey you - you must become the person that they shall obey, whatever your heart pleases to write.

    note: I wrote this short "prologue" 1 and 1/2 years ago, so don't judge! This is simply for entertainment's sake, ok?...